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First, I’d like to apologize for accidentally posting (and consequently emailing all my subscribers) the post that is really just my gibberish of ideas…AGAIN.  I think that is about the third time I’ve done that. I spent half the day yesterday with a s’more stuck in my hair, so you can imagine I’m not always […]

Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton, who when asked Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is? famously answered: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have […]

No one appreciates a practical joke like your parents. Last time my parents went on vacation, I took the bag of stuff she hid in the stove and replaced it with a pile of ashto teach my mother a lesson after she told me not to go over to her house and turn on the […]

Last Valentine’s my husband brought me a vodka drink in the middle of my work day. Best Valentine’s Ever. This year he decided to decorate. Would this have anything to do with the fact that the other day I got out of bed and there was a Snickers-mini wrapper stuck to my back? Could it […]

So here’s a fun story from’s Stupidity Vault. My husband and I were visiting our friends Kevin and Katie down in Florida in . was fascinated by Kevin’s Vespa-like scooter, but, being on vacation and therefore perpetually in some phase of intoxication, he was forbidden to take it out for a spin by himself.  He […]